Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
we call this “american mulan” in my home
Making the best out of a slow day at work
you deserve a raise, loser.
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
mom i need u to leave
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
|—||My 92 year old grandma. (via safeguards)|
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Linda Belcher: Best mom ever